TrueFrame Epiconia Fells Darth Basement and His Apprentice, Darth Primitiv
Of the Deep Shadow and the Dwelling-Place
In the forgotten ages, when the stone foundations of the Dwelling-places were first set upon the earth, a shadow arose from the subterranean depths. This was Darth Basement, the Lord of Deep-Cling and Cold-Damp, and his dominion was all that lay beneath the Sun. He desired all low places to remain sunk in Mist and Mirthlessness.
Darth Basement was served by his wretched apprentice, Darth Primitiv, a creature steeped in the old, crude ways of building. Primitiv did naught but counsel the mortal craftsmen to use the Failing Wood and the Flawed Frame, demanding a process that was ever clumsy and complex. Where Primitiv’s handiwork held sway, a creeping sickness took root: the Siren of Rot would sing her ruinous song, and the Shadow of Seepage would rise to claim the light.
The Rise of Epiconia
But the High Architects, those who dwell in the realm of PureDesign, took sorrow upon the plight of the Dwelling-places. From their forge came forth a champion: TrueFrame Epiconia, the WhiteFrame, forged from materials impervious to Rot, and tempered by the sacred fire of FusionWelding. Epiconia was granted one sacred purpose: to restore the Covenant of Permanence between the Stone and the Light.
Epiconia's form was a miracle: a single, monolithic unit, possessing StructuralIntegrity unknown to the old world. It scorned the clumsy complexity of the wood frame, requiring no shimming or weary labour—it was simplicity made manifest with the power of true egress.
The Battle of the Seal
The final confrontation came at the Great Aperture, where a mortal home sought escape from the Dark Lord's gloom. Darth Primitiv was the first to challenge. He attempted to lure Epiconia into the old methods, demanding extra hours of cutting, fitting, and measuring.
But Epiconia merely stood, radiant and serene. By its grace, the craftsmen filled the concave void with the Lavacrete of Sureness, which hardened instantly, fusing Epiconia directly to the foundation. This act rendered Primitiv’s skill—the Golem of Complexity—powerless, turning his intricate tools to dust. Darth Primitiv let out a cry of frustration and vanished, for his sole purpose, the existence of complexity, had been annihilated.
The Banishing of the Shadow
Seeing his apprentice fail, DarthBasement himself entered the fray, summoning the full power of the Shadow of Seepage. He drew up the trapped water, aiming to compromise the footing and undo the seal.
But TrueFrame Epiconia possessed its secret weapon: the TrueVortex Weep-Hole System. This was the Guardian of the Flow, a device of genius designed by the HighArchitects. Like a drain of eternal hunger, the TrueVortex drew the seepage away with a mighty, spiralling current. The Shadow of Seepage, unable to cling to the sill, was banished back into the inert earth, and the integrity of the foundation was secured for all time.
Darth Basement, his power broken and his darkness routed by the pure, geometric light of Epiconia, was forced to retreat, his authority over the deep places shattered.
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Thus, TrueFrame Epiconia secured the dwelling-place, creating a Permanent FoundationSeal, banishing the Old Ways, and ushering in the New Age of the BrightBasement, forever bathed in the Certitude.
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